Congratulations, you've just been hired as the New Orleans Saints head coach. What are you going to do?

Assembling my ensemble cast of assistant coaches from Saintsreport, of course. Don’t question any decisions I’ve made, I spent over 43 minutes on this.

Offensive Coordinator: TCUDan
QBs: St. Geezy
RBs: MadMarsha (also running game coordinator)
WRs: St. Widge (also passing game coordinator)
TEs: DavidM
OL: Snakehead
OL Assistant: Will Survive
Offensive Assistant: Paul
Sr. Offensive Analyst: DaveXA
Quality Control, Offense: Covington Saint

Defensive Coordinator: Hedon James
DL: Brandon13 (also short yardage/goal line coordinator)
LBs: StudioSaint (also red zone defense coordinator)
Secondary: guidomerkinsrules
Defensive Assistant/Cornerbacks: ElliasJWilliams (also assistant head coach)
Pass Rush Specialist: DerrickB
Sr. Defensive Analyst: 44slayer
Quality Control, Defense: Elvis

Kick Teams Coordinator: boy_of_wonder75
Assistant Kick Teams Coordinator: SaintFanInLA

Head of Strength & Conditioning: tim martin
Lead Assistant, Strength & Conditioning: Semper
Assistant, Strength & Conditioning: NatureBoy

Director of Analytics: Rouxble
Lead Research Analyst: Andrus
Research Analyst Assistant: Artifactual

Double-digit wins and division titles are coming. We’re gonna make some noise in the playoffs, too
While I'm honored, coach, I'm going to have to pull a Joe Brady for the LB's coaching position.

I'd be a better fit for the Joker coaching position. No, I don't mean I'd be dedicated to coaching Taysom Hill. I mean everyone would be jeering "that coach is a joke" before the ink on the contract dried.