Congratulations, you've just been hired as the New Orleans Saints head coach. What are you going to do?

Absolutely not, coach. Believe in yourself. See you on the field at 7.
Okay, coach. Just want to be clear that I'm from the Patches O'Houlihan coaching tree, so I'll be replacing blocking and tackling dummies with silverbacks and grizzlies.

If you can beat a silverback's block, you can beat anyone's block. If you can tackle a bear, you can tackle anyone. Out of curiosity. does the NFL rulebook specifically state that a player has to be human or homo sapien?

One last thing coach, I'm not much of a morning person, so I'm hoping you mean 7pm. Practice in prime time to be ready for prime time.