Kellen Moore most likely to be Saints coach; Saints meeting Moore again after Super Bowl, Kellen Moore has begun working on assembling staff

I for real only knew the word "Scuttlebutt" from the strip joint. Just learned today it means gossip. I'm counting that as a win.
I'm sure it's used elsewhere, but scuttlebutt is commonly used in the Navy. In addition to gossip, it also refers to a water fountain. I tried to come up with a joke tying a strip joint to a water fountain but failed. I feel like there's one in there somewhere.

I don't know a thing about Kellen Moore, but he automatically will have my undying love until given a reason to feel otherwise. I also don't have a feel on how quickly a turn around might happen. The best case scenario is that he turns Rattler into Hurts. That joke writes itself.

Go Kellen Go!