tell me something good

I shared my birthday ice cream cake with my coworkers. I'm cool like that

Nah, not really. There's an element of self preservation here. If I'd taken it home I'd have eaten every bit this weekend. :hihi:
A coworker retired last year. I brought in two dozen donuts for his four person crew. They worked a twelve-hour shift and he didn't share any with them. He took them home.