That's an absolutely insane, off the charts level of cynicism. I can't imagine going through life actually believing that. Sorry for whatever has happened in your life that's led you to that point. Genuinely.
I mean, my life really isn't bad and I've had no experiences that anyone would consider beyond the norm, i.e. parents died and had some houses flood in hurricanes. No abuse, particularly untimely deaths, etc. The worst thing that has happened to me is that I see people lying for money several times a month. Sometimes more.
But it's more my observation of the world around me rather than anything that has happened to me or anyone close to me.