Alvin Kamara tweets “Great news cominnn”

he could have just said what the good news was

These players know exactly what they're doing with their vague, cryptic tweets and are loving every second of it

A player will post something like "I'm really out of shape, game's in trouble" fans are all abuzz and panic then the next day "I've been getting crushed in Call of Duty lately" the whole time giggling their arse off

I'd have fun at the expense of people who only see me as a tool for their favorite football team instead of a whole realized person with a life outside of work too.