Vikings considered Aaron Rodgers [March 19: Vikings committing to JJ McCarthy]

Man, Bruce Arians is lame for coming up with that. "No risk it, no biscuit" Who cares about biscuits? They're fine, but we're talking about biscuits here. Why is there risk involved with biscuits and why is that my reward for risk? These are the things I think about when the power goes out and I'm sitting in the dark.
No, no, we clearly need more nonsensical rhyming phrases littering our discourse.

How about:-
'No flan, no plan'
'More lightning, more frightening'
'Eat a cake, make no mistake'
'Keep it loose, ride a moose'

You are, of course, welcome 😉