It's not that I didn't like the response, you're entitled to your opinion and I encouraged it from the outset. What I didn't care for was the sanctimony (undeserving, I might add) in attempting to make the premise look silly. And instead of just owning that you came off as a total Richard, you've doubled down to try and justify your buffoonery.
Well my reading comprehension managed to catch a red herring, false equivalence, ad hominem and a strawman all in one single, blitheringly illogical paragraph. So congratulations on that front. I'll work on my comprehension, but perhaps you can work on your logic.