American Airlines CRJ-700 collides with helicopter near Reagan National

Eeyore said
https://aviationa2z.com/index.php/2025/03/30/united-airlines-flight-hit-by-kite-near-washington-dc/

Yeah those savage kites that are tracking down and attacking airliners at over 200 miles per hour!
Isn’t that like saying a boxer’s face hit his opponent in the fist?:confused2: