Awesome idea - No more boring birds!!!

I was looking at some birds in a birdbath. They looked all brown and dull and just plain old boring. So I figured there had to be a way to make those birds cooler and more modern looking. That's when it occurred to me - food coloring in the water!!! I think I'm going to try it in one of the neighbor's birdbaths first. That way, the cops won't come after me if one of those endangered birds has a negative reaction to the stuff.