“When someone asks you if you're a god, you say ‘YES!’” (1 Viewer)

[rockoo]

favorite lines from ghostbusters?

i have seen some ... that will turn you white

 

[parlorcitysaint]

"It's true. This man has no *junk*"

 

[rockoo]

ok who brought the dog

 

[Mojomajik9]

Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!

 

[cdogg]

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Mayor: All right, all right! I get the point!

 

[XXXtraAnchovies]

Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though. I'm givin' this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends. You havin' a good time, Mark?

 

[rockoo]

That's a big Twinkie

 

[RazorOye]

ell 'em about the Twinkie.

Must be some cockroach.
Bite your head off, man.

Woah! Woah! Woah! Nice shootin, Tex!

Are you, Alice, menstruating right now?

I love the reaction of the maid when they zap her: "What they hell are you doin?"
(@ :28 in this clip):

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I LOVE Venkman's reaction at 0:32 in this clip when they are in the library and he asks what they are gonna do.

"Stop that!"

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[NOSports007]

Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?

 

[Moosegrits]

i collect spores, molds, and fungus.

 

[Devildog]

I feel so funky.

 

[Moosegrits]

We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Dana Barrett: [possessed by Zuul] Do you want this body?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Is this a trick question?

 

[Jonesy77]

He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

 

[PayOrPlay]

Are you the keymaster?

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(Also covers "Is this a trick question?", above.)