18 and 1 ( parady of 18 and Life by Skid Row ) this is a classic !

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To Skid Row's "18 and Life".....kinda stupid, but anything that rips on the Patsies and I'm for it.

18 And 1


Tommy was a young boy, He had an arm of gold.
Practiced 9 to 5 and worked his teammates to the bone.
Barely drafted out of school, way back in the 6th round.
Fought like a switchblade so no Bledsoe could take him down.
He arm was money, but noooooo good on the run.
He walked the streets of Foxboro and he fought the League alone
but now it's

18 and 1 you got it
18 and 1 you know
your crime is choking and it's
18 and 1 o no!!!

No condoms in his wallet, some say he has VD.
It kept his motor running but it never kept him clean.
They say he loved Brazilians, "Tommy's the wild one."
He wouldn't marry
cause these models just give it up.
Bang Bang knock 'em up, Tommy's party never ends.
You couldn't think of gameplans with Gisele's head in your lap
and now it's

18 and 1 you got it
18 and 1 you know
your crime is choking and it's
18 and 1 o no!!!


"Losses will never happen" they all heard Tommy say
He fired his last pass to the wind and blew Randy Moss awaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

18 and 1 you got it
18 and 1 you know
your crime is losing and it's
18 and 1 o no
 
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