2019 Saints All-Glass All Time Team (1 Viewer)

[SammyDaLoon]

Ok ?? guys! Comedic relief is needed on this board, so why don’t we piece together all our favorite Saints from the past that just couldn’t seem to get it together to stay healthy on the field.

#1
How about if you post on a player you have to give a snarky “fake example” of a ridiculous way they injured themselves. i.e. said player woulda been great if not for injuring himself getting outta bed.

#2
The criteria should be the following:
- Talent
- Like-ability
- Production when healthy on field

Ok Da Loon Gonna Loon ? Dat Is All

 

[FGE413]

Have you ever seen the movie Top Secret? It's the movie the Zucker Brothers did in between Airplane and The Naked Gun. Same style of humor. There's a scene where one of the heroes punches a German guard and he falls off a balcony and as soon as he hits the ground he literally shatters into pieces like a porcelain doll. When I watch that scene now, I think "Hey it's Dannell Ellerbe!"

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

Have you ever seen the movie Top Secret? It's the movie the Zucker Brothers did in between Airplane and The Naked Gun. Same style of humor. There's a scene where one of the heroes punches a German guard and he falls off a balcony and as soon as he hits the ground he literally shatters into pieces like a porcelain doll. When I watch that scene now, I think "Hey it's Dannell Ellerbe!"

You took my answer. lol

 

[SweetT]

Have you ever seen the movie Top Secret? It's the movie the Zucker Brothers did in between Airplane and The Naked Gun. Same style of humor. There's a scene where one of the heroes punches a German guard and he falls off a balcony and as soon as he hits the ground he literally shatters into pieces like a porcelain doll. When I watch that scene now, I think "Hey it's Dannell Ellerbe!"

Blessed to see another thread

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

Dale Carter. (Not injury but he couldn’t stay out of trouble)

 

[SammyDaLoon]

My #1 guy is clearly Terron Armstead. Why?
Talent - Because he is a Legit Top Tier LT when on the field, & I think he is THE BEST LT but can’t put a damn 16 game together if his left ? depended on it....so Terron will never be known as the best which is damn shame. He derserves it cause there is not 1 more athletic LT in the NFL.
Likeability - He is a solid person, well spoken, a die-hard Saint, plays hurt, always positive. Terron is simply a model Saint in many ways.
Production - When he is healthy which is rare; there is ZERO power end or speed rusher that can overtake him. I mean it is really really rare that any NFL LT can match up with BOTH power & speed rushers.
Joke - Terron Armstead would be able to play a full 16 game season ONLY in Madden, but then we’re not sure ? he wouldn’t hurt his thumb on the controller or pull a hamstring getting up and down from the couch ? going to and from the fridge he may pull a rotator cuff or tear a damn labrum pulling on the door ?. We just don’t have any evidence to believe the above simply wouldn’t happen. God forbid, he is the only player I’ve EVER HEARD SAY THIS, “I mean I got the flu; this is the NFL not NBA” (clearly he was alluding to Michael Jordan’s game) meanwhile Walter Payton set the ALL-TIME SINGLE GAME RUSHING RECORD WITH THE FLU!!! ?(this is fact)

I mean maybe Terron is just a lil soft in the arse afterall....Yikes Terron is a true flipping anomaly.

The Loon is out!!!

 

[eazzyduzzit]

No brainer with Peat, PRob.., and Armstead

Honorable mentions: Keenan Lewis, Delvin Breaux it’s a few others for sure. I thought Onome Ojo was gonna be the man!

 

[Saint Kamara]

This is silly.

Not in a good way silly.

 

[Allen Poe]

Dale Carter. (Not injury but he couldn’t stay out of trouble)

No, definitely injury (with the saints). in the 2 partial seasons he spent in New Orleans, it seems he knocked out of damn near every game he played.

 

[Kielio]

Anzalone, Peat

 

[literature]

I nominate everyone on SR if they had to play one quarter of a game of NFL football

 

[ItFan]

Anzalone hands down for me. No other Saint ever got so much love while being so little on the field.
Likeability: no need to point out his amazing long straight blond hair.

 

[sgilbert313]

Wesley Walls

 

[syracuse saint]

Wesley Walls, Keenen Lewis, Armstead, Brad Muster, Steve Walsh, Anzalone, Ellerby

 

[GeneHansen]

This is silly.

Not in a good way silly.

Agree