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Before I post our conversation, please keep in mind that I am 43 years old and been doing this for about 20 years. ANd the term I have come to hate the most is. "I want to hear."

So this is how it goes. This was yesterday. Melody is a 21 year old White female.


Melody: I want to hear Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Joe: What the hell is that?

Melody: Gangster Rap.

Joe: Honey, look around you. It is 3 o'clock in the afternoon. This entire club is full of older white males and every single one of them has to be 40 years old or above.

Melody: I'll give you $5 dollars.

Joe: Honey, It is my responsability to do what I can to make us all as much money as possible, but the most important thing is for the cash registers to ring, that the club can pay the bills and we all have a job.

Melody: But I need the money.

Joe: You're going to make money anyway, these old men are here to see you.

Melody: Well, I've been dancing for two years, and I've found out that it doesn;t make a difference what you dance to, as long as you shake your butt and smile.

Joe: Oh My Gosh! That is the most amazing thing that I have ever heard. You are incredible...

Melody: Thanks, so can I get my song.

Joe: Maybe later.

Melody: OK



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They have this new thing going on now. Started about two years ago here. BUt strippers wear those giant high heels that have about 4 to 6" of platforms on them... They weigh a friggin ton... Well anyways.. This new thing that they do is to either lay on thier back, or be on all fours... Them SLAM those heavy shoes down really hard. And those Arkyclic Enamal shoes goes Ka-Boom!. Sounds like somebody hit an oak tree with an aluminum baseball bat... But it's their new way of saying.. "Hey, I'm on stage, look at me."

Look for this new thechnique the next time you visit your favorite strip club.

Joe
 
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I'll bet the song was either "Low" or "In love with a stripper" huh?
 

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How did I know when I read the thread title that it was from you Joe? :ezbill:
 
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I'll bet the song was either "Low" or "In love with a stripper" huh?
No.. This was some really out there stuff.. Pop a Cap kind of ****... I really don;t even remember what it was but about 15 seconds in the headphones was about all a guy could take.

But really, it works both ways here. There is a time and a place for everything and variety makes the spice of life. But not being a "Black" or "White" issue here. Older men usually don;t wake up and turn on Korn, Pantera, or Disturbed either.

It is all about a fun envoironment, but when your damned head starts friggin hurting, it doesn;t do anyone any good.

And what kills me is how Dumb this women can be... It is more imprtant to them to hear thier favorite song, than relize that thier whole purpose of being there is to leave with a pocket full of money. Yes. of course it is very important to be able to cater to thier style and tastes... But sometimes they can be, and are their own worst enemy... Not just with the music, but thier entire demonore of thought patterns...

Here's an example,,, The club will be packed, and they'll sit in the friggin dressing room all night getting ready... By the time they friggin come out, everybody else done came, partied and left.... "Where is everybody?" they wonder....

Another one. "China".. Will always drag her *** in late... and have to pay the house for being late.. Then she'll get dressed and sit at the end of the bar a play a video game all night, until she runs out of money... And it never fails at the end of the night, she starts moaning about how she just doesn't understand why she doesn;t make any money... "It must be the club" she'll say....

Joe



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Look for this new thechnique the next time you visit your favorite strip club.

Joe
witnessed it for my birthday last month. as you said, i was not paying attention to the girl on stage, and it was pretty startling. unfortunately, said stripper was tweaking, and she did her dance in fast forward, to an already fast paced song. the result was pretty comical.
 

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Strippers are stupid ? Getta outa here man.
 

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No.. This was some really out there stuff.. Pop a Cap kind of ****... I really don;t even remember what it was but about 15 seconds in the headphones was about all a guy could take.

But really, it works both ways here. There is a time and a place for everything and variety makes the spice of life. But not being a "Black" or "White" issue here. Older men usually don;t wake up and turn on Korn, Pantera, or Disturbed either.

It is all about a fun envoironment, but when your damned head starts friggin hurting, it doesn;t do anyone any good.

And what kills me is how Dumb this women can be... It is more imprtant to them to hear thier favorite song, than relize that thier whole purpose of being there is to leave with a pocket full of money. Yes. of course it is very important to be able to cater to thier style and tastes... But sometimes they can be, and are their own worst enemy... Not just with the music, but thier entire demonore of thought patterns...

Here's an example,,, The club will be packed, and they'll sit in the friggin dressing room all night getting ready... By the time they friggin come out, everybody else done came, partied and left.... "Where is everybody?" they wonder....

Another one. "China".. Will always drag her *** in late... and have to pay the house for being late.. Then she'll get dressed and sit at the end of the bar a play a video game all night, until she runs out of money... And it never fails at the end of the night, she starts moaning about how she just doesn't understand why she doesn;t make any money... "It must be the club" she'll say....

Joe



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I'm sure you've played this song before, but you need to play Poison by Alice Cooper. Alice Cooper is the man.
 
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I'm sure you've played this song before, but you need to play Poison by Alice Cooper. Alice Cooper is the man.
LOL, What a memory you dug up from years ago.. The Original Cheyenne Loved Alice Cooper,, She ran with her girlfriend Pebbles...

Pebbles got married and went from 110 pounds to 300, and Cheyenne is now a County Sheriff in Nevada....

Laughin My ****** *** off... ;)

Joe
 
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Any chance we'll get to see some pictures one day?
I honestly doubt it.. There is an issue... Owner is so old school, That instead of just taking a pic and doing a site....

Owner turns around and mulitplies the work by about 10 million, and it just gets you to a point that you could really just care less...

Not to mention this giant friggin legal Video release document. Signed in triplicate, copied, filed, stored and put away.

Ever seen your grandmother on a computer?

Sometimes it's just best to say "Forget about it."

Joe
 

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Joe, I haven't been out to the clubs since my last live in stripper girlfriend...more than a year ago...but as I read your conversation I could actually picture all the strippers I've ever met being that girl.
 

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Hey Hattr, where did she work? Fantasies, Crazy Horse, PJ's, the 'Boat or the GABC? Can you believe we have that many nudy bars in Anchorage?

Anyway, I LOATHE the shoe stomp. As an aside, I sat down and tried to factor in the sheer amount of money I have wasted on strippers in my 28 years of life. It made me nearly weep. Life in the oil patch is a sad lonely one.
 

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