All things Florida Man (1 Viewer)

[Brad Mojo]

you're a tuxedo rental clerk making $11.27 an hour
some guy comes in and puts the tuxedo on the counter
you put it on the hanger to inspect and you say "what's this?"
"that's a bullet hole"
are you going to ask additional questions or just give him a "we appreciate your business"?

Like the scene in Fight Club:
"Is that your blood?"
"Some of it"

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

 

[Yatman]

Woman threw cat into river, threatened to kill ex-boyfriend

While in custody, deputies said Thistle demanded to be taken to jail so she could “make a phone call, bond out and murder” her ex-boyfriend.

 

[nolaspe]

Woman threw cat into river, threatened to kill ex-boyfriend

She's got gumption, I'll give her that...

 

[Madmarsha]

She's got gumption, I'll give her that...

And honest. At least she's honest.

As for how the woman looks, I'm already older than her and I don't expect to look that bad in 10 years. Another thing to add being thankful for from the other thread.

 

[AARPSaint]

Looks like we have a local in need of relocation to Fla.

Deputies: Recently married groom, still in wedding day tuxedo, shoots two on Bonnet Carre Spillway

Authorities say two people were hit by gunfire on the Bonnet Carré Spillway late Saturday night when a groom, still dressed in his wedding-day tuxedo and armed with a gun, got out of a vehicle and opened fire.

www.wbrz.com

Perhaps the shortest marriage ever?

 

[Madmarsha]

Perhaps the shortest marriage ever?

I can remember Brit Brit having a shorter one.

 

[nolaspe]

Methinks the nekked gal could have been the best way to end the stand-off from the get go, amirite?

Naked woman drove golf cart through armed standoff in Florida, deputy says

According to an arrest affidavit, a naked woman drove a golf cart into the crime scene of an active standoff situation.

wgno.com

 

[Optimus Prime]

FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) — A man fed up with a private road in poor condition near his southwest Florida business has a novel solution: plant a banana tree in a pothole to warn motorists away.

Last week, Bryan Raymond planted the tree in a stubborn pothole along Honda Drive just off U.S. 41 in south Fort Myers. Raymond, who owns Progress and Pride Fitness Group, said the idea of planting a banana tree ripened in his mind after having to fill holes in the street with cement multiple times.

Because Honda Drive is a private street, county officials said, it’s up to the business owners to maintain the street.

For Raymond, the banana tree is an attention-grabbing repair……..

Florida man fed up with potholes plants banana tree in road

A Florida man fed up with repeated potholes near his place of business has planted a banana tree in one of them to warn motorists away.

apnews.com

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

 

[DaveXA]

So, do you sell the shirt out of it and make bank, or give it to the police and get a ribbon?

 

[Sailorsaint]

Does that say "Addiction" in the background?

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

So, do you sell the shirt out of it and make bank, or give it to the police and get a ribbon?

Catch & release because:

1. I ain’t no snitch
2. I don’t want the cartel looking for me either

 

[DaveXA]

Catch & release because:

1. I ain’t no snitch
2. I don’t want the cartel looking for me either

Nice.

 

[Tapxe]

The article doesn't give a location, but I think chances are high enough to put this here.

Teen Needs Surgery After Getting USB Cable Stuck in His Penis

The 15-year-old boy told doctors he inserted the cable as he wanted to measure his penis, in a case of "sexual experimentation."

www.newsweek.com