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Man tried to buy woman’s 8-year-old daughter at Walmart, police say

An 81-year-old man in Port Orange attempted to buy an 8-year-old girl from her mother for $200,000 at a Walmart, police said.
Hellmuth Kolb was arrested Saturday on charges of simple battery and false imprisonment.

Police said Tracy Nigh was sitting with her daughter on a bench inside the Walmart when Kolb approached, asked if she was married and started bidding on her daughter.
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Florida man arrested for making grills at home

A 26-year-old Florida man has been charged with practicing unlicensed dentistry and making grills.
Police say Allen Turner had been making custom molds for dental grills at his home. Turner said he was unaware that what he was doing was illegal and that he considers himself "more of a jeweler."
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Florida Store Tells Customers: Don't Warm Urine in My Microwave | 104.1 The Spot

Florida Store Tells Customers: Don't Warm Urine in My Microwave
This is not the kind of sign you want to see when you go to heat up your gas station burrito.
Parul Patel, the owner of On the Fly Convenience Store and BP gas station was getting sick and tired of cleaning out his microwave every time a customer came in to reheat their urine while on the way to a nearby lab that collects samples for drug tests.
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Brad Mojo said:
Florida Store Tells Customers: Don't Warm Urine in My Microwave | 104.1 The Spot

Florida Store Tells Customers: Don't Warm Urine in My Microwave
This is not the kind of sign you want to see when you go to heat up your gas station burrito.
Parul Patel, the owner of On the Fly Convenience Store and BP gas station was getting sick and tired of cleaning out his microwave every time a customer came in to reheat their urine while on the way to a nearby lab that collects samples for drug tests.
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I've heard of this before. I think then it was in Denver.
 
Any theories on why Florida is so full of weirdos?
 
Florida woman's 'Dirty Dancing' re-enactment in wine store leads to arrest, cops say

Florida woman's 'Dirty Dancing' re-enactment in wine store leads to arrest, cops say
A woman in Florida reportedly refused to be put in the corner and was allegedly arrested for reenacting a scene from “Dirty Dancing” while purchasing wine at a local store.

Cindy Barrientos, 24, was taken into custody Sept. 17 after Martin County sheriff's deputies responded to a report of "two individuals who were believed to be intoxicated and causing a disturbance," TCPalm.com reported.

The manager of Total Wine & More, in Stuart, said the women were trying to buy alcohol but were refused service and asked to leave the store.

Both women allegedly "reentered the business," according to a sheriff's report obtained by the news outlet. One of the women was escorted out of the wine store, while Barrientos was reportedly found in her vehicle with bloodshot eyes.

Reportedly reeking of alcohol, Barrientos allegedly became belligerent and didn't listen to deputies' requests, and was reportedly charged with disorderly intoxication.
 
Brad Mojo said:
Florida woman's 'Dirty Dancing' re-enactment in wine store leads to arrest, cops say

Florida woman's 'Dirty Dancing' re-enactment in wine store leads to arrest, cops say
A woman in Florida reportedly refused to be put in the corner and was allegedly arrested for reenacting a scene from “Dirty Dancing” while purchasing wine at a local store.

Cindy Barrientos, 24, was taken into custody Sept. 17 after Martin County sheriff's deputies responded to a report of "two individuals who were believed to be intoxicated and causing a disturbance," TCPalm.com reported.

The manager of Total Wine & More, in Stuart, said the women were trying to buy alcohol but were refused service and asked to leave the store.

Both women allegedly "reentered the business," according to a sheriff's report obtained by the news outlet. One of the women was escorted out of the wine store, while Barrientos was reportedly found in her vehicle with bloodshot eyes.

Reportedly reeking of alcohol, Barrientos allegedly became belligerent and didn't listen to deputies' requests, and was reportedly charged with disorderly intoxication.
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i need more to this story
Dirty Dancing is almost exclusively a partner dancing movie
there's a bit of Patrick Swayze dancing in front of a class he's leading, but they need to specify what they mean that one person could be reeancting a scene from Dirty Dancing

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guidomerkinsrules said:
i need more to this story
Dirty Dancing is almost exclusively a partner dancing movie
there's a bit of Patrick Swayze dancing in front of a class he's leading, but they need to specify what they mean that one person could be reeancting a scene from Dirty Dancing
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Yeah, totally misleading headline. But they did make obligatory "put in the corner" joke.
 

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