All things Florida Man (4 Viewers)

[buzd]

Doctor practicing without a license gets in a shootout with SWAT team.

Oh yeah, it's the mayor. Good job Florida.

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/person-in-custody-after-shots-were-fired-at-pasco-deputies

 

[Brad Mojo]

Oh yeah, it's the mayor.

LOL of course it is.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

“Deputies did not return fire”
So it is possible

 

[Saint_Ward]

“Deputies did not return fire”
So it is possible

I know, he shot at them and they didn't kill him!?!?!?!?

 

[Saint_Ward]

https://thetakeout.com/florida-man-arrested-cocaine-lunchables-1832791900

Go ahead and add this one to the Florida Man files: two Florida Men were arrested in Ohio in possession of $84,000 worth of cocaine, stowed safely inside a couple of Lunchables boxes.

 

[Saint_Ward]

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/weird/article226563184.html

Wherever Florida Man goes, something wacky follows.

According to the East St. Louis Police Department, Dave Toliver carried an old toilet to a Board of Education building in Illinois and threw it through the front glass of the building on Feb. 15.

When officers found him shortly after he had run off, they found the 36-year-old man “sitting on another old toilet” and arrested him.

 

[Optimus Prime]

NORTH PALM BEACH — Michael Johnson envisioned those commemorative presidential dollars spiraling down a slot, to be converted from $33,000 worth of collectibles to just enough store credit to buy a couple of 12-packs of beer.

“He easily had $33,000 worth, and he dumped it in a Coin Star machine,” Johnson said.

Authorities said Shane Anthony Mele, 40, of Riviera Beach confessed he stole rare coins and other items, valued at $350,000, from Johnson’s North Palm Beach office in December.

Mele reportedly said he sold some, then ran many through change machines, where he got just face value...………

Mele told police he dumped the rest of the collectibles in “Coin Star” machines at area grocery stores. People often trade large stashes of loose coins for store credit, minus a fee of as much as 11.9 percent.

That means if he dropped in the 33 presidential coins, valued at $1,000 each, he got about $29.30...………...



https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/...-in-supermarket-change-machine-victim-wonders

 

[Booker]

 

[Bronson]

using the police database as your personal eharmony... florida brilliance

Officer resigns after allegedly using police database to ask 150 women on dates: 'This is truly a disturbing situation'

A police chief says the officer was "very persistent and successful at times" in pursuing dates with women he found in the department's database.

www.yahoo.com

 

[Booker]

Krispy Kreme employee arrested after heated argument over doughnuts leads to stabbing

Julius Irving, 32, had a heated argument with a fellow Krispy Kreme employee on Wednesday night about how she was preparing the franchise's doughnuts.

www.yahoo.com

A Krispy Kreme employee in Gainesville, Florida, has been arrested and charged with attempted murder on Thursday after police say he stabbed the boyfriend of a co-worker over a disagreement about how doughnuts should be made.

 

[Optimus Prime]

DUNDEE, Fla. — A Florida man has been arrested after he reportedly called 911 and claimed he was robbed, all so that he could get out of going to work for the day.

Brian Anderson, 32, of Dundee, called 911 to report an armed robbery near the intersection of Highway 27 and Lincoln Avenue. He told 911 dispatchers that two unknown suspects carrying a gun, stole money, his necklace and his phone from him. He went on to say that the suspects threw his phone on the ground and proceeded to jump into a black Ford Crown Victoria and drive away...…………..

Florida man calls 911 with elaborate story of robbery to get out of work

A Florida man has been arrested after he reportedly called 911 and claimed he was robbed, all so that he could get out of going to work for the day.

www.abcactionnews.com

 

[Brad Mojo]

A cassowary, a rare emu-like bird, attacks and kills Florida man, officials say - CNN

A cassowary, a giant bird with long claws on each foot, killed its owner after he fell in the backyard of his Gainesville, Florida, home, authorities said.

www.cnn.com

 

[zeetes]

FLORIDA MAN DRIVING AT 100 MPH TELLS COP 'THE CAR IS A FERRARI AND IT GOES FAST,' PASSENGER GETS HIM IN MORE TROUBLE

 

[Optimus Prime]

DADE CITY — The story starts, as many tend to do in Pasco County, with nudity.

Three naked women were spotted Wednesday afternoon at the northbound Interstate 75 rest stop area in Wesley Chapel, just south of State Road 54.

What unfolded next, according to the Florida Highway Patrol, was not just another bizarre tale of the Sunshine State. The women led troopers on an hour-long chase across east Pasco, drove the wrong way, tried to drive over a trooper and threatened another with a pink and purple metal baseball bat, according to the Highway Patrol...………..

Three naked women were spotted at a Pasco rest stop. Then came the high-speed pursuit.

DADE CITY — The story starts, as many tend to do in Pasco County, with nudity.

www.tampabay.com

 

[zeetes]

my favourite-

“Troopers said they discovered marijuana in the car. Jeniyah McLeod said it was hers, according to her arrest report, adding: “I bought it from a white guy named Bubba.” She was sarcastic during her interview, troopers added.”