Am I a Chauvinist Pig (1 Viewer)

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It took my kid to her new summer day care and met her newest caregiver. She was nice. She took about 5 minutes or so explaining to me my kid's new sign in/out procedures as well as some other things I don't remember. The new caregiver, turns out, has some pretty amazing assets. I don't think I made eye contact one time and when she got done explaining everything I told her that I was a little slow and could she run it all by me one more time. She obliged. I still don't know what the heck I'm suppose to do. Am I wrong?
 

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The first thing Adam said to Eve:

"Stand back baby.... i don't know how big this thing gets"

Nothing has changed.

We are, what we are.
 

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Did you ask her if she had two nipples for a dime......?
 

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Considering your obvious state of distraction at the time, I'd say that if she told you her name and you still remember it (not Honey, Baby, Sugar, etc.), then no, you are not a pig.

Eye contact is overrated, anyway.

...I told her that I was a little hot and could she rub it all over me one time.
This would've made you a pig. :)
 

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The key is to not get mesmerized by her body parts: boobs, lips, hips, etc.... You must learn to multi-task, and also master the art of the "quick glance".

See, you should be able to get all the info you need, give good eye contact, and behold her lusciousness as well - all at the same time. The quick glance happens several times during the conversation with a beautiful woman, but it's subtle, well played, and well timed. Believe me, women know. They know we're looking at their bodies, but they're impressed when we don't get hypnotized by them at the wrong time. This way, we show our intelligence, self-control, and masculinity - all at the same time.

There's a time and a place to be completely smothered by her goodness, my friend. :mwink:
 

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