Am I a Chauvinist Pig (1 Viewer)

[Paul]

The key is to not get mesmerized by her body parts: boobs, lips, hips, etc.... You must learn to multi-task, and also master the art of the "quick glance".

See, you should be able to get all the info you need, give good eye contact, and behold her lusciousness as well - all at the same time. The quick glance happens several times during the conversation with a beautiful woman, but it's subtle, well played, and well timed. Believe me, women know. They know we're looking at their bodies, but they're impressed when we don't get hypnotized by them at the wrong time. This way, we show our intelligence, self-control, and masculinity - all at the same time.

There's a time and a place to be completely smothered by her goodness, my friend.

 

[Kamara 4 MVP]

It would be priceless if she were a saints fan and was a fan of SR also and read this thread then she would know you are a pig.

 

[cpg]

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[guidomerkinsrules]

it' not like she didn't know what you were doing - and is probably used to it by now

now if you had said "hey i'm not following any of this, can you get a flat-chested colleague to explain it" that might have been untoward

 

[LKN H20Girl]

 

[QSTA]

Pretty simple, you're married.

 

[Mr. Blue Sky]

i too enjoy making use of the 'Tags' feature when creating a thread.

 

[Mojomajik9]

Tis the season to be merry

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[mean machine]

No, you are normal. I had a meeting with a young lady at my insurance agent's office. I was concentrating so much on keeping my eyes above her neck that I didn't hear a thing she said.

In retrospect, I should have let my eyes take their natural path. I still wouldn't have heard a thing she said, but I would have been much happier.

 

[justdave]

I don't know about being a chauvinist pig but without actual photos you are a selfish one.

 

[TenTwo]

I don't know about being a chauvinist pig but without actual photos you are a selfish one.

lol, I should totally show up Monday with a camera and get a snapshot. Not really sure how I could pull that off...ideas?

 

[KardiacKat]

Get a picture with her and your kid. Say it's for his scrapbook.

 

[seagull]

Get a picture with her and your kid. Say it's for his scrapbook.

Should work.

 

[Puddinhead]

Get a picture with her and your kid. Say it's for his scrapbook.

Thank you for saving the day!

Also, say: "So the wife wants me to take a pic of you and little Billy." That way it's not weird. But we still get pics.

And also, bring a camera every day... wait till she's wearing something hot to ask for the picture... I have experience with this... perhaps I'm the pig.

 

[wnelson]

i wanted to see a lot more of my daughter's 1st grade teacher. she looked like a honeybee.