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a few years back, but it went like this... and sometimes.. It's just this way...
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Me: How Much for the Jeep?
Salesguy: $5,000, where do you work at?
Me: I Work at the Strip Club as a DJ. Have you had this Jeep Long?
Salesguy: Really, How long you been doing that?
Me: About 25 years, Where's you get the Jeep from?
Salesguy: Where you working at?
Me: Fancy's now, before that the Blue Moon, Double D's, I been all over. Does this Jeep have the 4 cylinder or the 6?
Salesguy: I been to all those places, used to love hanging out at the Blue Moon,. There was this girl that used to work there, what was her name?
Me: I don;t know, is this an Automatic or Manual?
Salesguy: Do the girls really give good lap dances there?
Me: I am sure that they do, do you have Financing?
Salesguy:How many girls are working over there?
Me: A Few, How many miles are on this Jeep?
Salesguy: Will the girls meet you after hours if you ask them?
Me: I don;t know, Does the Jeep have a Warranty?
Salesguy: I need to go over there and hangout, do the girls like to party?
Me: I am sure they do, If I gave you $500 down, would you finance the rest?
Salesguy:I hear all the girls are Bi-Sexual, Is that true?
Me: I am sure that some are. Is this the original top?
Salesguy: Are the girls Single or do they have boyfriends?
Me: It's about 50/50, Where did you guys get the Jeep From?
Salesguy: Do the girls have to be trained or do they just come in and dance?
Me: They just walk in and dance. How Many miles are on this Jeep?
Salesguy: Do two girls ever dance at the same time?
Me: Sometimes they do yes. Does the Air Conditioning work on the Jeep?
Salesguy: I know there was this one girl that worked over there, you had to know her, she had Blonde hair.
Me: Think I could take the Jeep for a test drive?
Salesguy: If I went over there, do you think that you could hook me up with a girl that wanted to do more than dance?
Me: Ok Thanks.. I'll talk to you later.
Salesguy: What? Your not gonna buy this Jeep, It's a good Jeep.
Me: No, I just don;t think it's the right Jeep for me.
Salesguy: Well why not? What's the Matter? Why don;t you want to buy it?
Me: I just don't think it's the Jeep for me, I'll just keep looking. Thank You.
Salesguy: Well I wish that you had told me that before I spent all my time showing you this Jeep. I guess I just wasted my time, you didn;t want a jeep after all.
Me: Later Dude.
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Me: How Much for the Jeep?
Salesguy: $5,000, where do you work at?
Me: I Work at the Strip Club as a DJ. Have you had this Jeep Long?
Salesguy: Really, How long you been doing that?
Me: About 25 years, Where's you get the Jeep from?
Salesguy: Where you working at?
Me: Fancy's now, before that the Blue Moon, Double D's, I been all over. Does this Jeep have the 4 cylinder or the 6?
Salesguy: I been to all those places, used to love hanging out at the Blue Moon,. There was this girl that used to work there, what was her name?
Me: I don;t know, is this an Automatic or Manual?
Salesguy: Do the girls really give good lap dances there?
Me: I am sure that they do, do you have Financing?
Salesguy:How many girls are working over there?
Me: A Few, How many miles are on this Jeep?
Salesguy: Will the girls meet you after hours if you ask them?
Me: I don;t know, Does the Jeep have a Warranty?
Salesguy: I need to go over there and hangout, do the girls like to party?
Me: I am sure they do, If I gave you $500 down, would you finance the rest?
Salesguy:I hear all the girls are Bi-Sexual, Is that true?
Me: I am sure that some are. Is this the original top?
Salesguy: Are the girls Single or do they have boyfriends?
Me: It's about 50/50, Where did you guys get the Jeep From?
Salesguy: Do the girls have to be trained or do they just come in and dance?
Me: They just walk in and dance. How Many miles are on this Jeep?
Salesguy: Do two girls ever dance at the same time?
Me: Sometimes they do yes. Does the Air Conditioning work on the Jeep?
Salesguy: I know there was this one girl that worked over there, you had to know her, she had Blonde hair.
Me: Think I could take the Jeep for a test drive?
Salesguy: If I went over there, do you think that you could hook me up with a girl that wanted to do more than dance?
Me: Ok Thanks.. I'll talk to you later.
Salesguy: What? Your not gonna buy this Jeep, It's a good Jeep.
Me: No, I just don;t think it's the right Jeep for me.
Salesguy: Well why not? What's the Matter? Why don;t you want to buy it?
Me: I just don't think it's the Jeep for me, I'll just keep looking. Thank You.
Salesguy: Well I wish that you had told me that before I spent all my time showing you this Jeep. I guess I just wasted my time, you didn;t want a jeep after all.
Me: Later Dude.