Applebee’s waitress asks patron for ID, gets own stolen driver’s license in return (1 Viewer)

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Imagine you're a waitress, out with friends on a night off, when you lose your wallet. Cash, credit cards, driver's license—all gone. Your bank later informs you that checks are being issued in your name.
It's a pain, but you carry on. Two weeks later, you're at work when four people walk in and sit in your section. They start ordering drinks. You ask to see their IDs. A woman in the group hands a driver's license to you. You look down, and it's yours.

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I wonder how much of that waitress' saliva the suspect consumed while waiting for the police to arrive...

"Come quickly, officer, but not too quickly. I want to serve them their lunch after I finish going to the bathroom and not washing my hands. And I want to see how much they tip before you arrest them."
 

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