Bad Joke Thread (1 Viewer)

[Saintsi]

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead.

Why'd the other monkey fall out of tree?
He held on to the dead one.

How many surrealist does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A fish.

 

[Saintsi]

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.

Two fish are swimming, one runs into a wall and says "dam".

 

[St. Greatness]

What did one duck say to the other after the other told a joke?
You quack me up!

What did one casket say to the other?
Is that you coffin?

 

[Oddfunk]

What's a Kentucky girl say after sex?

"Get up Daddy you're crushing my cigarette."

 

[mikaloyd]

All cow jokes start the same way:

"Stop me if you herd this"









Stop me if you herd this, what do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

 

[mikaloyd]

Why are cajuns all scratched up on Mondays?

Trying to use silverware for Sunday dinner.