Barack Obama = Racist. (1 Viewer)

[rob021275]

One name, and one name only ------ Mr. Samuel L. Jackson.

I'd be afraid to be whoever was playing Hillary.

Sample debate dialogue:
"WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM?"
"NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLIN'!! THAT'S JUST THE WAY I TALK!"
"LOOK, I AIN'T THREATEN' YOU OR NOTHING...."

 

[ULL_Scott]

Wilfred Brimley was born for this role.

 

[Superfan]

Samuel jackson as Obama

We have to find a way for bipartisanship. first we gonna form a coalition....Shark bites and kills Obama.

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[jpcdolphan]

He can make a deal with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Ah-nahld agrees to play Obama in the biopic for scale, waiving his usual 25 million dollar per picture fee and he makes Ah-nahld Vice President.

 

[Lord Scyther]

Beware the non-sequiturs.

 

[stunpals]

a scene from Air Force One - role of Obama being played by, well, you'll figure it out.

"I'm tired of these ****** ******* Republicans on my ****** ******* plane!

 

[SaintsBrazil]

Jackson is too old to play Obama at this point, Smith would work, what about the guy who plays Warwick on CSI. You'd have to give him a haircut though. As for Hillary, I think Rebecca Demornay or what ever her name is could do.

 

[Thorin]

Dave Chappelle, end of thread.

 

[rob021275]

Samuel jackson as Obama

We have to find a way for bipartisanship. first we gonna form a coalition....Shark bites and kills Obama.

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I remember watching that movie, telling myself how bad it sucked. But I kept it on, waiting for Sam's "classic verbal meltdown" that makes EVERY movie he does worth watching.

Needless to say, after his character was killed (which completely caught me off-guard, but was, in retrospect, hilariously timed), there was no reason left to watch the rest.

I know a guy who said the price of the ticket for "Snakes On a Plane" was worth it just to hear SLJ's quote about how he's tired of the "@#%# SNAKES ON THIS ##%#%#% PLANE!"

So true.