Best Falcon jokes...Post yours. (1 Viewer)

[Ichiban]

My daughter found some good ones..Here's my favorites.

What do you call an Atlanta Falcon with a SuperBowl ring???
THIEF...LOL

 

[Ichiban]

What does an Atlanta Falcon do once they've won the Superbowl???
Turn off Madden13 and go to bed....hahahahaha

 

[Ichiban]

How do you keep an Atlanta Falcon out of your yard????
Make it look like an end-zone......ya ya yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Whodatcolston]

Atlanta falcons... That's a pretty good joke on it's own

 

[rickyjones]

Matt Ryan. Do i win?



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[75Saint]

Matt Ryan. Do i win?



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Lol I seen this thread and was coming to post the same thing

 

[Frank The Rat]

What's the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dirty bathtub?

The dirty bathtub has a ring.

 

[BobE]

 

[BobE]

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[ndcc]

Q: How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to change a flat tire?

A: One... unless it's a blowout in the playoffs, then the whole team shows up!

 

[Saints 4 life]

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[nolaspe]

Atlanta Falcons Jokes - NFL Jokes

 

[Moosegrits]

Not a joke but my all time favorite...

What's that smell!!??

ATL!!!

 

[NorfolkedSaint]

Atlanta is going to win the SuperBowl.

 

[Super]

Poopie Ice

 

[literature]

Mike Smith and Thomas Dimitroff try to walk into a bar but Sean Payton and Mickey Loomis keep raising it and they can't reach it. Then their quarterback poops his pants.