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[literature]

Mike Smith and Thomas Dimitroff try to walk into a bar but Sean Payton and Mickey Loomis keep raising it and they can't reach it. Then their quarterback poops his pants.

 

[LonghornSaintsFan]

Q: How do you stop an Atlanta Falcons fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!

 

[WhoDat888]

Q: What is the difference between a Falcons fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

 

[keefresh2]

How many falcons fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, cuz they're so damn stupid!

 

[nawlinslady1970]

Mlmm

 

[Who Date Demi]

The falcons are Super Bowl champions,again

 

[juicestain]

So a few weeks ago a Falcon fan walks into a bar. The bartender says "You just got served! Now you can leave. I will not be serving you anymore." The bartender was wearing a 49ers jacket.

 

[V Chip]

The absolute best Atlanta Falcons joke:

Falcons Fans.

 

[StRonaldo]

That should've been Matt asking" Did I win Yet!"

 

[SaintsAreWinners]

Q: Why do the Falcons' phones vibrate?

A: Because they have no rings.

 

[JxnSaint]

I need pics of daughter before I can comment.

 

[Tacoes]

What do you call a Falcon fan with half a brain?
Gifted.

 

[marccooper]

Why did the Falcon cross the road?
To go home after a playoff loss.

Why was Roddy White born feet first?
He was pushing off.

The Falcons recent theme is 'Rise Up', what does this mean?
Beat the traffic when your team is down.

 

[Bala Lowkz]

Why is Africa the Falcons favorite fans?
FREE T SHIRTS!

 

[Bill]

How many falcons fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, cuz they're so damn stupid!

"How many falcons fans does it take to change a lightbulb?"

All of them. One to hold the bulb...

...the rest to rotate the house.