Best SNL lines ever...

[Mamba]

Put down that phone! That parrot was trying to use my credit card!

--Brian Fellow

 

[SaintsFanInLA]

Connery: I'll take "The Rapists" for $400.00
Trebec: That's "Therapists".

 

[jpdecoux]

Why are you obsessed with 2006?

 

[superchuck500]

.

 

[SaintsFanInLA]

Why are you obsessed with 2006?

It was the best year as a Saints fan, that I have ever had.

 

[DomePatrol1980]

"I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool!"

Phil Hartman as Frank Sinatra

 

[GeauxSaints53]

And he's apparently a fan of rapists.

 

[SaintsFanInLA]

Really? Also I don't know if you've heard but you can't bring bottled water past security anymore. So you hid your weed, which is not allowed on a plane, in another thing that is not allowed on a plane. That's like hiding your weed in the barrel of a gun or in the mouth of an endangered species. Really

 

[Brees2Meachem]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1603/saturday-night-live-united-way

 

[PayOrPlay]

"And then he took off his pants, and did the Antler Dance
It's so easy, you can do it, too! "

 

[dirdyhearn]

What the hell is that?

What is that thing?

What in the hell is that?

 

[zatsnzapps]

Sean Connery: I'll take Jap Anus relations for $200
Alex Trebek: I'm sorry that's Japan US relations.

 

[danny1063]

“Wow…That’s Terrific Bass!” – commercial for the super Bass-O-Matic ‘76

 

[SaintsFanInLA]

Bill Brasky once used a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except for Fleegle.
His family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
He hated Mexicans and he was half-Mexican! And he hated irony!
The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky...except for the part about planting apple trees...and not raping men.
His poop is considered currency in Argentina.