Best SNL lines ever... (1 Viewer)

[Eeyore]

What the hell is that?

What is that thing?

What in the hell is that?

I don't know but don't put your lips on it.

 

[theicebox]

"My beard is scratchy canteen boy but it gives good back rubs"

 

[Jared1979]

"We're not worthy!" or "Schwiing!"

 

[theicebox]

"AHHHHHHH....What the **** was that"
"I dont know it must have been a bed bug"
"That was pretty big for a bed Bug"
"Ok It wasnt a bed Bug"
"Lets just say that was a bed bug"

 

[Torgo]

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

 

[Complex Kid]

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[dirdyhearn]

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Wrong show, podnuh.

But with that clip, you've definitely distinguished yourself as a man of the arts.

I'm outta heeere.

 

[CanadianSaint]

Sassy!

 

[Mojomajik9]

Anyone remember the one with Joe Montana as the guy with no inner monologue?

"You guys won't bother me. I'll just be upstairs in my room masturbating"

Inside voice: Gee, they won't bother me. I'll just be up in my room masturbating.

 

[SaintsFanInLA]

Anyone remember the one with Joe Montana as the guy with no inner monologue?

"You guys won't bother me. I'll just be upstairs in my room masturbating"


Inside voice: Gee, they won't bother me. I'll just be up in my room masturbating.

Yup! It was funny.

 

[bop]

Wrong show, podnuh.

But with that clip, you've definitely distinguished yourself as a man of the arts.

I'm outta heeere.

Chicken sandwich Carl!

 

[JeffDaSaintsGuy]

Will Farrell as Harry Carey "If the moon were made of cheese, would you eat it?"

 

[4saintspirit]

Flowers..........
Candygram maaam........
Singing telegram
Land Shark

 

[FLIPPY]

Fred Garvin.....Male Prostitute....!!!!

Hey, pretty small penis, Doug!!! Nude beach seen with Mathew Brauderick...

Ladies and Gentlemen.....Loaf!!!!!!!

 

[rockoo]