Best SNL lines ever... (1 Viewer)

[Optimusaint]

Most people only remember Sean Connery, but Norm MacDonald as Burt Reynolds was $$$

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thats not his name. its terd ferguson

 

[keepoursaints]

thats not his name. its terd ferguson

very true.. my apologies

 

[Colin311]

Fresh Peppa? You lika da peppa? Gratzi!

 

[keepoursaints]

Fresh Peppa? You lika da peppa? Gratzi!

Fresha Peppa?

No thank you, not on my chocolate mousse.

 

[Colin311]

Fresha Peppa?

No thank you, not on my chocolate mousse.

Great skit!

 

[SaintsFanInLA]

Off topic, but when I was viewing that one, I ran into this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV6In1K8zKk&feature=PlayList&p=DB96D69C713CB4EE&index=0

This is my all-time favorite Mad TV skit. There is some adult language in this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrL20u7OrwI

 

[Ted]

"It's AHZ-WEE-PAY!"

 

[wpak]

Funniest Mad TV skit EVA

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[atceagle]

Don't know if anyone watched SNL last night but Justin Timberlake hosted for his 3rd time. He does a very good job. He and Sandberg did a "box" sequel regarding Mother's Day....hilarious!! Also, Plasticville was very funny. I'll watch it anytime he is hosting.

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[bfrench]

Amy Poehler with 1 Leg


Yeah I Farted. Jealous? Im Glad i didnt Win Im Gonna go on the Howard Stern Show so they can throw Bologna at my ***!!!

 

[Brock Meaux]

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"But privately...he hit it."

Justin Timberlake episodes tend to deliver.

 

[theicebox]

colonel ingus...

 

[theicebox]

"If I remember correctly colonel ingus can be very messy"

"I never much cared for colonel ingus he rubbed me the wrong way"

"colonel ingus, what brings you to these parts; Im headed down south"

 

[theicebox]

"If I overstay my welcome, just tapp me on the head"

"I always drempt the day colonel ingus would rest his head at shady thicket"

 

[SaintsBrazil]

"I think he smells my dog." --from the massive head wound Harry skit.