Bidet (2 Viewers)

[Eeyore]

Gout in your hands?

Do you have gout in other areas too?

I get it a couple of times a year but it's only my toe or ankle. I was living in NOLA a few years back and eating shrimp every day and thought I was going to die when it caught up with me.

I imagine it would be a nightmare having it in your hands.

It was so bad that I've had a tophus on my left elbow since March. They were breaking through the skin on my hands. I had x-rays done and it was changing the distance between my joints and changing the shape of my fingers.

I've had it in both feet, both hands, right knee, left ankle, and even my left ear lobe. The ankle was the worst.

I can't try the new meds because they increase the risk of heart attacks and strokes. I have a stent. I deal with old fashioned allopurinol and colchicine.

 

[Eeyore]

The degree to which that would horrify/pain me is immeasurable

I have two heated, and one regular bidet. The regular one is superior until winter. Think of an ice cream headache except for freezing the vagus nerve instead.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Think of an ice cream headache except for freezing the vagus nerve instead.

I can’t think of it
I won’t think of it

 

[oysters]

I have two heated, and one regular bidet. The regular one is superior until winter. Think of an ice cream headache except for freezing the vagus nerve instead.

So if the bidet is hooked up to the hot water line doesn’t it still take time to warm up because of the cold water in the line? By the time it heats isn’t the job done? Or does it run like an endless waterheater and comes out warm from the start?

Mine is just hooked up to the water line by the toilet. I’ll be honest, I kinda like the cold shot. It’s like splashing your face with cold water in the morning to perk you up but your face is your butthole in the scenario.

 

[Eeyore]

So if the bidet is hooked up to the hot water line doesn’t it still take time to warm up because of the cold water in the line? By the time it heats isn’t the job done? Or does it run like an endless waterheater and comes out warm from the start?

Mine is just hooked up to the water line by the toilet. I’ll be honest, I kinda like the cold shot. It’s like splashing your face with cold water in the morning to perk you up but your face is your butthole in the scenario.

The electric bidets are warm from the start. The problem is that the colder the source water is, the weaker the pressure.

Hooking it to the hot water would start cold and then cause serious burns in my house.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I’ll be honest, I kinda like the cold shot. It’s like splashing your face with cold water in the morning to perk you up but your face is your butthole in the scenario.

you just made the list

 

[Madmarsha]

I have two heated, and one regular bidet. The regular one is superior until winter. Think of an ice cream headache except for freezing the vagus nerve instead.

Gonna coin a new term. Sphenopelvic ganglioneuralgia

 

[DaveXA]

Well, I'm definitely in the market for one, just haven't pulled the trigger yet. My parents added a full, separate bidet in their master bath many moons ago and it was the sheet.

I want one for my house, just debating whether to do one or all of them. We have 4 toilets. So that would add up, meh.

 

[oysters]

Hooking it to the hot water would start cold and then cause serious burns in my house.

Burns in your "house"? I didn't know "house" was a euphemism for your starfish! That really changes the tone of Under Armor's "We must protect this house" ads.

 

[Tapxe]

It’s like splashing your face with cold water in the morning to perk you up but your face is your butthole in the scenario.

Some days, I love interwebz takes. Not sure I agree, but dang it, I fully appreciate the explanation.

 

[Booker]

 

[Heathen Saint]

We now have tushies (brand) in every bathroom in the house.

Hell, i don't remember the last time I used tissue paper. Life changing.

Okay, i know what you're thinking 'how do you dry'? I will say that there may be a light pat down with the bath towel involved.

 

[soupcan dan]

POIDH

 

[Mr. Blue Sky]

the vagus nerve

What is that ? Is that like the annoying hangover where you cant even leave ur hotel room at the Venetian to make it down to the casino ??

 

[Mr. Blue Sky]

your face is your butthole in the scenario.

Ah, a sentence i never thought i would read in my lifetime ……. This is the SR we all signed up for !