Bobby Hebert All Star Pronunciation Team (1 Viewer)

[tinman]

We are privileged to have 1 of the most pronunciation challenged announcers in NFL history. Like him or not, he will always make ya laugh(or cringe).
In that light, I wasted a few minutes assembling an ALL STAR Team, Enjoy!

OFFENSE
OT - Hazapouilivaati Vaitai
Germain Ifedi
C - Leo Koloamatangi
OG - Beau Benzschanwel
Hjalte Froholdt
TE - Troy Fumagali
WR - Olamide Zaccheaus
Brandon Zylstra
RB - Dare Ogunbowale
FB - Jamize Olawale
QB - Tua Tagovailoa** (not in theNFL yet, but nobody comes close)

DEFENSE

DE - Freedom Akinmoladun
Tanoh Kpassagnon
DT - Iseolwapo Segede
Folorunso Fatusaki
LB - Foyesade Oluokun
Olasunkanmi Adeniyi
Joel Iyiegbuniwe
CB - Amani Oruwariye
Chidobe Awuzie
S - Obi Melifonwu
Clayton Fesedelem

Now back to your normal NFL programing...

 

[James Spader]

I need the audio of each one

 

[AARPSaint]

Or Buddy D.

 

[Changeling]

What’s wrong with Heat Evans?
Hebert doesn’t need a fancy name. He mangles the simple ones just fine.

 

[imnosaint]

I lived in Hawaii for 15 years and had to sound out Ho'omanawanui in my head every time, so I feel some sympathy, but Bobby can barely pronounce his own name depending on the Jack Daniels consumption.

 

[tinman]

My sincere apologies; I left off the ST roster.
Every position deserves the Hebert mangle!

P - Corey Bojorguetz
K - Ka'imi Fairbairn
LS - Jacob Bobenmoyer

 

[broccoli60]

Cam Jawrdan says hey!

 

[NatureBoy]

Farty Niners

 

[Archie's Boyz]

You're forgetting that he cannot say Anzalone!

 

[Madmarsha]

I lived in Hawaii for 15 years and had to sound out Ho'omanawanui in my head every time

You mean Bob?

 

[DadsDream]

The funniest thing was when somebody called in and tried to tell Bobby how to pronounce "Orgeron."

Bobby said he pronounced it the English way on the radio for the listeners, and he did not need somebody to tell him how to pronounce his old buddy's name the Cajun way.

"Oh - jeh- RON !" LOL!

 

[AARPSaint]

My sincere apologies; I left off the ST roster.
Every position deserves the Hebert mangle!

P - Corey Bojorguetz
K - Ka'imi Fairbairn
LS - Jacob Bobenmoyer

The #Rams are signing CFL all-star kicker Lirim Hajrullahu, per source.

Now, if you consider Fairbairn's entire name, which is unbelievably long, that's more impressive than Lirim Hajrullahu.

John Christian Ka’iminoeauloameka’ikeokekumupa’a Fairbairn is his full name. Imagine trying to fit that on a form.

 

[HouseCall]

No, but yeah...

 

[EGLSShin]

"Tunahment" when describing march madness or playoff ncaa baseball.

 

[Rdanderson91]

You missed a couple Tight ends. (Unless these are all current players)

TJ Houshmandzadeh
Michael Hoomanawanui