Boudreaux Died (1 Viewer)

[Cajun Mike]

Boudreaux died in a fire at his house and his body was badly burned.

The coroner needed someone to positively identify the body, so they
sent for Boudreaux's two best friends, Thibodeaux and Fontenot. The three
men had always done everything together. Thib arrived first and when
the mortician pulled back the sheet Thibodeaux said, Yah, his face is
burned up pretty bad, yeah. Mais, you better roll him over
so I can be sure it's Boudreaux.

The mortician rolled him over, and Thib said, Nope, dat ain't
Boudreaux. The mortician called the coroner to give him the news. Wal, see
what Fontenot says and call me back, replied the coroner.
Fontenot looked at the body And said, Yah, he's pretty well burnt
up, yeah. Turn him over. The mortician rolled him over and Fontenot
said, No, dat ain't mah podnuh,Boud.

The mortician asked, How can you tell? Fontenot said, Well, dat's
easy. Boud had two butt crevasses. What? He had two butt crevasses asked the mortician in amazement. Yah, I ain't never seen 'em, but everybody knew he had two
butt crevasses Lots of times when we went walkin' around town, I heard folks say,
Here comes Boudreaux wit' dem two butt crevasses.

 

[Pure Energy]

I give it a 6 cause you can dance to it (a little)

....seriously Cajun Mike...I've seen you do better.

 

[Saint Mike]

That's a good one.

 

[BobE]

It would be alot funnier if I was drunk

 

[Redfish]

Very good Mike

 

[DaveXA]

Heh.....................

 

[Gritzman]

More!!!! Cheers

 

[happy saint]

thanks - I'll pass that one on