Breaking news... Politicians Sweep Midterm Elections (1 Viewer)

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WASHINGTON, DC—After months of aggressive campaigning and with nearly 99 percent of ballots counted, politicians were the big winners in Tuesday's midterm election, taking all 435 seats in the House of Representatives, retaining a majority with 100 out of 100 seats in the Senate, and pushing political candidates to victory in each of the 36 gubernatorial races up for grabs.


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I was getting a little worried there Bill. I mean with all the former athletes running for office now and winning: Jack Kemp, Steve Largent, and Lynn Swann, I thought we should just turn Congress into a football team.

But then I remember the Terminator would just come back from the future to kill them. Did he ever find Sara Conner?
 

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