Catfish falls from sky, smacks woman in face (1 Viewer)

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Lisa Lobree says she suffered a cut near her eye and that the experience was probably one of the strangest things to ever happen to her
We need to hear more about her life if this was "probably" one of the strangest thing to every happen.
 

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What happened to the catfish?
You can tell she wasn't born here; if she had been, she either would have punched it back, or found out where it lived and taken a key to the paint job of its car.

This is Philadelphia.
 

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A five pound catfish with some fries and hushpuppies would feed a couple of people. Go get some grease!
 

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You can tell she wasn't born here; if she had been, she either would have punched it back, or found out where it lived and taken a key to the paint job of its car.

This is Philadelphia.

...and you can tell she isn't from the South because ...

A five pound catfish with some fries and hushpuppies would feed a couple of people. Go get some grease!
 

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Somewhere an attorney is working out a way to sue the woman on behalf of the catfish, and another attorney is working out a way to sue the catfish on behalf of the woman. They should both just sue gravity, but that would only take one lawyer.
 

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Somewhere an attorney is working out a way to sue the woman on behalf of the catfish, and another attorney is working out a way to sue the catfish on behalf of the woman. They should both just sue gravity, but that would only take one lawyer.
Welp, that explains why superchuck has been kinda quiet, he's working on his anti-assault Newtonian physics prosecution... :ezbill:
 

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