Cavemen learned to build the pyramids from Aliens.. (1 Viewer)

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..evidently intelligent ones.

The cavemen evidently were trying to build their pyramids upside down and they kept keeling over; so the friendly -- and intelligent, aliens came down and showed them that by building their pyramids with the largest part on the ground, the pyramids would not keel over.

It's not known if they covered any other issues such as curing cancer or hooking up a printer to a laptop, or getting my smartphone to act as a tethered modem without sprint charging me more.

The aliens did this for cavemen all over the world, on every continent because it seems that every continent has pyramids with the broadest side on the ground.....now.

There was a show about it on the History channel about it tonight. There were alot of guys talking about it -- they had beards and accents -- and the ones with no beard had an accent and the ones with no accents had a beard, so they all were credible.
 

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Does this have something to do with that Scientology ad that ran during the Super Bowl?

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I saw something on TV, and now I'll give my opinion on a completely unrelated message board, because yay! :cheer:
 

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George Bush has a spaceship UFO given to him from reptilians to escape the Earth when the NWO starts! FACT!!!!!!!
 

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We have also recently learned that aliens came and taught cavemen the art of Brazilian dance fighting.
 

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Because a big guy in the sky with a special set of 10 rules we have follow or be tormented of eternity is much more believable?
 

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..evidently intelligent ones.

The cavemen evidently were trying to build their pyramids upside down and they kept keeling over; so the friendly -- and intelligent, aliens came down and showed them that by building their pyramids with the largest part on the ground, the pyramids would not keel over.

It's not known if they covered any other issues such as curing cancer or hooking up a printer to a laptop, or getting my smartphone to act as a tethered modem without sprint charging me more.

The aliens did this for cavemen all over the world, on every continent because it seems that every continent has pyramids with the broadest side on the ground.....now.

There was a show about it on the History channel about it tonight. There were alot of guys talking about it -- they had beards and accents -- and the ones with no beard had an accent and the ones with no accents had a beard, so they all were credible.
Anyone who's ever rolled a 4 sided die knows that when a pyramid "keels over", it's still a pyramid.

Silly.
 

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