Chris "Birdman" Anderson's (most likely fake) but nevertheless hilarious Twitter Account (1 Viewer)

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http://twitter.com/BirdmanAndersen

Some highlights(many on the site are NSFW):

After this marriage fails, Lamar is gonna need to see a therapist. Somebody make sure to tell Kobe therapist is 1 word, not 2

I heard John Edwards n Rick Pitino are writing a book together. It's called The 5 People U Meet at Your Paternity Test.

Greg Oden looks like Chris Rock if he were 7 feet tall and dead for 3 months.

We should be fair to Greg Oden. His career stats would be much better if he hadn't taken 4 years off for WWII.

I heard Lamar's registered at Big n' Tall for Lamar and Round n' Infected for Khloe.

I used to love Portland, but thats just cause it had more drugs than Paula Abdul's purse. If you're clean, Portland is Omaha on the coast.

If I block 200 shots this year I'm making a big donation to charity. Maybe we can raise enough money to put Marbury on a spaceship home.

I can't wait 2 see what comes up on the blood test 4 the Lamar/Kardashian marriage. Is genital leprosy a real disease?

Delonte West is taking the position of shooting guard to extremes. Seriously, who carries a shotgun in a guitar case?


99% chance this is fake. But either way the author had me rolling and i thought i would share..
 
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whoever that is, is killin lamar odom and oden lmao. if you keep going(click more) he has a funny one about ray j, dont think i can post it here ha
 
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whoever that is, is killin lamar odom and oden lmao. if you keep going(click more) he has a funny one about ray j, dont think i can post it here ha

Theres also some really good ones about Reggie and Kim if you get down to the August and July posts.
 

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SMH at a Russian dude buying the nets. They line Drago up at the 4 and I'll swat his **** back to Moscow.


LoLoLoLoLoLol
 

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That is some of the funniest stuff that I've read in a while.
 

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