Code words (1 Viewer)

[El Caliente]

Whenever we want to leave, if we are talking around the kids, or if I just let one rip at a party, the code word for my wife and I is “thoroughfare”.

 

[SystemShock]

Word up!

 

[dtc]

Well my wife likes what she likes in the sack and I need some suggestions on safe words besides “help, I can’t breathe!!!” and “the candle wax has given me third degree burns!!!” Those just don’t sound sexy or roll off the tongue, you know. Any help would be greatly appreciated, thanks.

I suggest stuffing a sock in her mouth.

 

[DaveXA]

I suggest stuffing a sock in her mouth.

That's code for something else I'm sure.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Back in the Beforetime, my wife liked to have code words for things like “we should go” or things like that that come up in social occasions.

I like to mess with her about what the word will be in any given situation - I always try to get it to be ‘poodles’.

It just cracks me up imagining her having to work ‘poodles’ into a random conversation. We don’t have poodles, I’m not sure how anyone would make using ‘poodles’ sound natural in a conversation. It’s my go-to word.

Like going back to someone’s house after going out - and I’m usually bad at knowing when it’s time to leave, so she’ll say “Okay, so we’re not staying all night” - and I’ll go “Yeah we’ll just have a code word for you to tell me it’s time to go . . . like ‘poodles’”.

And then I’ll laugh and she’ll sort of laugh and look at me like I’m a dumbarse. Then we pick a real thing to say and go in . . . .

It's easy man, just start talking about dogs and mention how you don't like poodles. Or you do like poodles.