"Coming to America ", favorite line.... (1 Viewer)

"I want to tear you apart.... and your friend too."
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"You ain't never seen Martin Luther King with no messy gerry-curl in his head."

"I Ain't never heard of no woman givin' a man some lovin' cuz his hair look good!"
 
Semmi: Now let's see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls.

and later.....

Freeze you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!
 
“Good morning, my neighbors!”

“Hey, beep you!”

“Yes, yes! Beep you too!”


And I to this day still use, "What is that, velvet?" I even do it in the old man voice anytime someone wears something nice.
 
"Look, I know what I like. And I know that you know what I like because you were trained to know what I like, but I would like to know what you like. For instance, do you have a favorite food?"

"Yes"

"Good! What is your favorite food?"

"Whatever kind of food you like."


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So you can have a woman who will obey your every command....

But you'd RATHER have a WOMAN who HAS an OPINION?!
 
___________! ___________! And ___________! Who's next?
 

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