Corona Drinking Thread (renamed) (24 Viewers)

[0rion]

Doesn't matter.....that reply obviously called for the laughing with tears emoji.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Doesn't matter.....that reply obviously called for the laughing with tears emoji.

I gift a dead falcon to you.

 

[0rion]

Wife and I went out to dinner without the kids tonight. I let her drink and I had sweet tea so I could drive. Double edged sword.....she was sound asleep within an hour of getting home leaving me up raiding my miller lite supply by myself.

 

[0rion]

I gift a dead falcon to you.

How will I make it through tomorrow?

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

How will I make it through tomorrow?

You will make it through precisely because of my gift to you.. You know what?

 

[0rion]

You will make it through precisely because of my gift to you.. You know what?

Yes ...I know quite a few whats

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Yes ...I know quite a few whats

 

[0rion]

I hate when I discover something that I learned wrong as a kid that's stuck with me years longer than it should have. For years I thought the Nile was the only river in the world that flows north. I learned a long time ago that it wasn't he only one because the cuyahoga here in Ohio flows north. Tonight I revisited that and there's like 60 in the world that flow north. I know when I was a kid I had a teacher tell me the Nile was the only one.

 

[Eeyore]

I've never heard of Culvert. Maybe Cullman?

I goofed. It's Calvert.

Two weeks later they've asked me to interview next week. Apparently, they're not in a hurry.

I had talked myself out of it, but after the last two weeks, I'm ready to find a new job.

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

I hate when I discover something that I learned wrong as a kid that's stuck with me years longer than it should have. For years I thought the Nile was the only river in the world that flows north. I learned a long time ago that it wasn't he only one because the cuyahoga here in Ohio flows north. Tonight I revisited that and there's like 60 in the world that flow north. I know when I was a kid I had a teacher tell me the Nile was the only one.

Perhaps when you were a kid, the Nile was the only river that had been discovered…

 

[0rion]

Perhaps when you were a kid, the Nile was the only river that had been discovered…

I ain't that damn old...I'm only 51

 

[DaveXA]

I ain't that damn old...I'm only 51

I'll be 51 in a few weeks, so right behind ya.

 

[0rion]

I'll be 51 in a few weeks, so right behind ya.

I'm gonna be bitter until the day that I die that covid took my 50th bday party from me. I looked forward to that party for 20 years haha

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

I ain't that damn old...I'm only 51

If that’s the case, I’ll always be older than you.

 

[DaveXA]

I'm gonna be bitter until the day that I die that covid took my 50th bday party from me. I looked forward to that party for 20 years haha

We just did our usual small family gathering for my 50th. No big deal, haha.