Torgo
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There's about 3-4 cocktails left in that bottle. I'll make it tap.You're not trying hard enough.
Wrestle with that bottle.
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There's about 3-4 cocktails left in that bottle. I'll make it tap.You're not trying hard enough.
Wrestle with that bottle.
lol nerd
This thread has referenced Star Wars, Batman, wrestling, and Nickelback. We know who we are.lol nerd
This thread has referenced Star Wars, Batman, wrestling, and Nickelback. We know who we are.
Well played.This is how you remind us of what we really are
No Pepper. No Torgo.
No Dago. No Marsha.
Guess I'm alone.
Had to edit. Didn't watch the video before I posted.
If any of you saw a woman's breasts and were offended.
My bad.
The way you track/count your liquor is disturbing to me. You'd probably make good killer because of the way you meticulously track and count every single forking detail...I'm my last drink of whiskey which would complete the pint I bought. I then have 2-400 mls of wine left, closer to 200.
I was drinking vodka by the pool all day with a group of friends. I got home an hour ago and had to shower and dry my hair. AND I forgot that before I left, I stripped my bed to wash linens as I do every week and had to make the bed when I got home too. Nothing worse than coming home after a day of drinking and having to make the forking bed. I need a maid/house birch
The way you track/count your liquor is disturbing to me. You'd probably make good killer because of the way you meticulously track and count every single forking detail...
One of my favorite comedy bits, and appropriate for this thread.
I always make it out. Sometimes I slip and fall, pass out or throw up in the shower before I make it out ....but I always make it out.At least you made it out of the shower this time.
It's likely, but I thought this was a judgement-free zone.I'm pretty sure you already posted that and the pretty sure part is YOU. I know someone posted that already.