Scorpius the Allfather
Dream Theater fanatic/ghost
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I respect my elders except when I don't, grandpa.meh - I've got a baker's dozen years on you, and I'm perfectly comfortable with where I'm at. It'd take a lot more than that to get to me.
AARP continually reminds me that I'm getting old through all the direct mail I receive from them. They're persistent if nothing else.