Corona Drinking Thread (renamed) (54 Viewers)

[0rion]

I think restaurants are about to lose me at no fault of their own. It's just getting too expensive to eat out. I think first we're going to streamline our order some because we always get too much. Tonight's basically pizza/wings dinner was $90. That's getting out of hand.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

 

[superchuck500]

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

I have an excellent commercial idea for that! Teenage kids are playing video games and the kool aid man bust through like that and says Kool Aid! Then the kids come out and say "You better fix that wall! My parents will be home in 40 minutes!" Then you see him spackling the wall and a kid has a ladder to where he's drinking out of Kool Aid man.

 

[0rion]

he's drinking out of Kool Aid man.

Yeah.....that should go over nicely.

 

[superchuck500]

I have an excellent commercial idea for that! Teenage kids are playing video games and the kool aid man bust through like that and says Kool Aid! Then the kids come out and say "You better fix that wall! My parents will be home in 40 minutes!" Then you see him spackling the wall and a kid has a ladder to where he's drinking out of Kool Aid man.

Kool Aid Man doesn’t spackle walls.

He’s Kool Aid Man, show some respect.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Kool Aid Man doesn’t spackle walls.

He’s Kool Aid Man, show some respect.

So he's allowed to cause thousands of damage and get away with it? That's wrong and it should be dealt with in a funny commercial like I suggested.

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

I thank Family Guy beat you to it (very end)

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Kool Aid Man doesn’t spackle walls.

He’s Kool Aid Man, show some respect.

I'm showing him the same respect he shows my walls.

 

[superchuck500]

So he's allowed to cause thousands of damage and get away with it? That's wrong and it should be dealt with in a funny commercial like I suggested.

Nobody makes termites fix the damage they cause - he’s Kool Aid Man, we have no jurisdiction over him.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Nobody makes termites fix the damage they cause - he’s Kool Aid Man, we have no jurisdiction over him.

Human's created him so we absolutely have jurisdiction over him.

 

[superchuck500]

Human's created him so we absolutely have jurisdiction over him.

You know Kool Aid Man’s origin story??

Spill it!

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

You know Kool Aid Man’s origin story??

Spill it!

I don't recall that information.

 

[superchuck500]

I don't recall that information.

You said humans created Kool Aid Man. Now you don’t know?

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

You said humans created Kool Aid Man. Now you don’t know?

If you Immediately know the candle light is fire, then the meal was cooked along time ago.​