Corona Drinking Thread (renamed) (33 Viewers)

[Eeyore]

Or a Pink Fork from Ash vs Evil Dead that has ketamine in it.

Here's a very annoying video about that drink

 

[Dago]

I would think that absinthe would be in order

The absinthe of evidence is not evidence of absinthe.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

I guess I was under the assumption that if you're getting fitted for a monacle you're drunk as fork to begin with? Sober people get them too?

Everyone would dain to get fitted for a monacle and not be drinking something. It doesn't matter if you're still plastered because you're going to at least have a flagon of jungle juice to get you through the fitting.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Can't believe it's only 8pm

Here I was thinking this LSU bball game was taking FOREVER but its only been an hour

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

Pens and Jets tied 1-1

About to place order for monacle.

 

[Dago]

Yes indeed

 

[Eeyore]

Pens and Jets tied 1-1

About to place order for monacle.

Is it true that monocle size is based on girth?

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

Only in the Midwest…

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Is it true that monocle size is based on girth?

The birth of that was in 1736 in a town in Pennsylvania called Burgh. The stories at the Scranton Inn during this time are legendary.

 

[Eeyore]

Only in the Midwest…

We'd probably have to get them fitted in summer. It's 27 degrees right now.

 

[zatsnzapps]

It's 27 degrees right now.

Turtle weather

It's a balmy 30 here right now.

 

[Dago]

Is it true that monocle size is based on girth?

Not girth, but mirth.

In cartoons bigger bigger monocles were more funny

 

[superchuck500]

Wow.... @superchuck500 really is an ambulance chaser.

Follow me around if you want to be rich

I was actually defending Kool Aid Man from Scorpius's ambitions to have him fixing walls.

I'm usually on that side of the equation.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

I was actually defending Kool Aid Man from Scorpius's ambitions to have him fixing walls.

I'm usually on that side of the equation.

What about the property damage? I think him fixing what he broke is fair. Now if you want to talk about the kid on a ladder that's drinking out of him then that's fine.

 

[buzd]

So far, I've cooked 2 1/2 gallons (roughly 10L) of chicken and sausage gumbo, one large casserole of oyster dressing (.0042 hectares), and I still have to make a double batch -12 oz (375mL) of caesar dressing. I took the chickens for gumbo off the grill at 7:15 (0715) this morning. I'm beat.