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Laughter is therapeutic. I’m also starting this thread to pull some of color out of the main thread - many are using it as a source of information, so keeping it fairly efficient is probably a good idea.

This funny. Wait for it.

 
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Yeah, I'm starting to get a little worried about the t.p. shortages, seems like they are sold out at the grocery store every time I go. Still have about a month's worth, but doesn't hurt to stock up on more. Might try Costco tomorrow.


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I feel sorry for everyone who now knows unequivocally that in a real zombie apocalypse, their one and only readiness response is to make sure they have 10 months worth of toilet paper.
I can't understand that grown adults can't figure out a way to clean their butts without toilet paper. :unsure:
 

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I guess this is a good place as any to post this. Over the last 2 weeks, I've learned some valuable info.. lol
Why are we wasting so much time trying to develop a vaccine for Covid-19?
I have had 2 different truck drivers tell me the sure fire way to make sure you don't get it.

1st - It only affects people with high acidity in their body, hence why Italy was hit so hard, you know, all the tomato sauce. all you have to do is get a box of Arm & Hammer, mix a table spoon and mix it with a cup of water and drink it daily. Then the virus cannot live in your body.

2nd- All you have to do is take the blow dryer and blow it up your nose for 5 minutes everyday. The virus cannot survive in hot temperatures. Also the only way you can catch it is if someone coughs or sneezes and you inhale it.

I sincerely hope these people do not have children or elderly parents they take care of. I try to throw a few facts their way, but they don't want to hear that nonsense..
 

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I feel like there’s a deeper meaning to this, I’m just not sure what it is
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SPRINGFIELD, Mo. (AP) — Customers cheered at a Walmart in Missouri after a woman gave birth to a baby girl in the store’s toilet paper aisle......

 

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I feel like there’s a deeper meaning to this, I’m just not sure what it is
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GM of an NFL team - can’t possibly imagine holding the draft without the use of a dry erase board and a pizza buffet with his buddies in the “war room”

GM of a Wal Mart - holding a sheet up on aisle 7 while a lady has a baby on the floor, mops up the afterbirth and is like “haha whatever, just part of the job, see y’all tomorrow”

The Coronavirus is the great equalizer.
 

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