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Laughter is therapeutic. I’m also starting this thread to pull some of color out of the main thread - many are using it as a source of information, so keeping it fairly efficient is probably a good idea.

This funny. Wait for it.

 

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I'm single and a friend of mine recently asked me how my love life was going during the Apocalypse.

I explained to him that it is difficult to hit on a woman that is six feet away from me and wearing a surgical mask.

This gave me an idea.

What if the mask color and design were different.

What if the available ladies start wearing a lacy mask in hot pink? The ear loop string could be made to look like a garters.

Something that let's you know "It may the end of the world but I'm still open for business."

I see an opportunity to make some serious cash from this idea.

I need investors.
 

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I'm single and a friend of mine recently asked me how my love life was going during the Apocalypse.

I explained to him that it is difficult to hit on a woman that is six feet away from me and wearing a surgical mask.

This gave me an idea.

What if the mask color and design were different.

What if the available ladies start wearing a lacy mask in hot pink? The ear loop string could be made to look like a garters.

Something that let's you know "It may the end of the world but I'm still open for business."

I see an opportunity to make some serious cash from this idea.

I need investors.
Damn it.

Someone beat me to it.


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Kinky. But how does she breathe in that thing?


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