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Humperdoo said:
Lol you’re by far one of the most fun posters here. Seriously love ya.

1. Yes. I was being facetious. They’re naturally inclined to be that way.

2. Thankfully only the aftermath. I was about 13. It rattled me. I’m very soft hearted to animals.

3. He bribed me to touch the fence and make sure it was live, then he’d take me to get the fries. It sucked. And he could have gotten a tester.

He got his karma for that tho. We were working in separate parts of the land, (50 acres) and I hear this super loud scream. Turns out he had peed and his stream hit the electric fence, followed it back to him. And he was standing in a creek. I will admit that I got a chuckle out of that. (This is in Tennessee where our land is now)

One of two times I rooted for him to get hurt.

The other we were still out west...and Dad was buying and attempting to break mustangs. Well I’d done something to piss him off and he told me that I was gonna get beat bad when we got home. Moments later the two mustangs he was holding in separate hands decided to run in opposite directions. His college ring got caught in the bridle and it broke his fingers.

My rear end was safe and sound upon our return to Vegas that night. ?
Sorry not sorry Dad.
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Peeing on a electric fence is the stuff of nightmares!
 

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