DC's Legends of Tomorrow

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'Heeeeeey Legends, ya hear that?'
'We got a hit on the Magic-O-Meter!'
'Ohhhh, where in history are we going to end up next?'
'Where will it be... the Wild West, Medieval China, orrrrr... Paris in the Roaring 20's.'
'Oh la la...'
'Explain to me how this Magic-O-Meter of yours works.'
'It goes beep and we kick arse.'
'Meaning we investigate each time period.'
'We find the creature.'
'And bring it to the Bureau...'
'Annnnd, hopefully, learn some life lessons along the way...'

'Which is why we separate into 2 very important teams, Z, John, Grey, and Amaya will stay on the ship to quarterback while the rest of us go in search of whatever is wreaking havoc on gay Paris.'
'I thought that was impolitically correct.'
'Politically incorrect.'
 

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Cafe du Donde lol...

'Oh my god, it's him... Poppa!'
'Poppa, what your grandfather's here?'
'Thought he blew up in space.'
'You're so insensitive, not that Poppa, Ernest Hemingway, he's like my dad's spirit animal.'
 
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"Yes, Kareema, 'beer.' It's the only word Rory taught her."

"I see you've met Kareema. What she lacks in vocabulary she makes up for in personality."

"Big Easy O's?"
"They taste like beignets. So sweet makes your lips pucker."

"Hey, Catch a Predator, what's up with that?"

The meta joke with Ray's mustache was pretty brilliant.

I'm absolutely in love with Zari. And, this show.
 
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Omg, I laughed my freaking arse off. Best show on tv. That is all.

"Wrong doll, ya dick!"

"I think we may have a Chucky situation here."

"I'm gonna kill you goldilocks!"

"So whatever it is has tiny little feet, so it's not that big."..."Ya dumb blonde! It''s not the size that matters, it's how you use it. Agh!"

"Professor Stein?"..."No, it's Mikey you dick!"

"I hate puppets!" *throw...kick* "Suck my..."
 

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Yeah, I know it's completely unrelated, but I got a good laugh that the week after I send this tweet, they throw out a NOLA episode...

 

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