DC's Legends of Tomorrow (3 Viewers)

[Torgo]

The dialogue on this show...

 

[DaveXA]

The dialogue on this show...

The gift that keeps on giving. The writers get an A+ from me.

 

[Frank The Rat]

The dialogue on this show...

I absolutely love the dialogue on this show. The fact that they don't take themselves seriously. It cracks me up.

 

[nolaspe]

'Heeeeeey Legends, ya hear that?'
'We got a hit on the Magic-O-Meter!'
'Ohhhh, where in history are we going to end up next?'
'Where will it be... the Wild West, Medieval China, orrrrr... Paris in the Roaring 20's.'
'Oh la la...'
'Explain to me how this Magic-O-Meter of yours works.'
'It goes beep and we kick arse.'
'Meaning we investigate each time period.'
'We find the creature.'
'And bring it to the Bureau...'
'Annnnd, hopefully, learn some life lessons along the way...'

'Which is why we separate into 2 very important teams, Z, John, Grey, and Amaya will stay on the ship to quarterback while the rest of us go in search of whatever is wreaking havoc on gay Paris.'
'I thought that was impolitically correct.'
'Politically incorrect.'

 

[nolaspe]

Cafe du Donde lol...

'Oh my god, it's him... Poppa!'
'Poppa, what your grandfather's here?'
'Thought he blew up in space.'
'You're so insensitive, not that Poppa, Ernest Hemingway, he's like my dad's spirit animal.'

 

[nolaspe]

'A fine specimen of male vitality, a fellow pugilist no doubt.'
'Author.'

 

[GrandAdmiral]

Forget dialogue. The look on their faces when Hank starts singing James Taylor was downright classic.

 

[Sun Wukong]

This show had Biff Tannen subdue a minotaur in 1920's Paris in front of Salvador Dali and Ernest Hemingway by singing a James Taylor song. fork anyone that tells you The Wire is the best TV show of all time.

 

[Torgo]

"Yes, Kareema, 'beer.' It's the only word Rory taught her."

"I see you've met Kareema. What she lacks in vocabulary she makes up for in personality."

"Big Easy O's?"
"They taste like beignets. So sweet makes your lips pucker."

"Hey, Catch a Predator, what's up with that?"

The meta joke with Ray's mustache was pretty brilliant.

I'm absolutely in love with Zari. And, this show.

 

[DaveXA]

Omg, I laughed my freaking arse off. Best show on tv. That is all.

"Wrong doll, ya dick!"

"I think we may have a Chucky situation here."

"I'm gonna kill you goldilocks!"

"So whatever it is has tiny little feet, so it's not that big."..."Ya dumb blonde! It''s not the size that matters, it's how you use it. Agh!"

"Professor Stein?"..."No, it's Mikey you dick!"

"I hate puppets!" *throw...kick* "Suck my..."

 

[Torgo]

"Mick here is an author."
"Well, that's something. I'd be shocked if his novel wasn't sexist and derivative."
"It is."

"Garbage cookies."

"Clone."
"Dick."

 

[Torgo]

Is it me or are they giving Ray the Henry Cavill treatment?

After the mustache thing, this is weirdly accurate.

 

[GrandAdmiral]

After the mustache thing, this is weirdly accurate.

Ok. I thought I was losing it.

 

[nolaspe]

Yeah, I know it's completely unrelated, but I got a good laugh that the week after I send this tweet, they throw out a NOLA episode...

 

[DaveXA]

I enjoyed the New Orleans aspect of this episode as well. They even got in a "Lassiez les bon temps rouler" in there. Made a bit homesick, hah.