Dear Drew Brees (1 Viewer)

Dear Drew Brees,

Please eat all the pizza and hookers I send to your room tomorrow night.

Sincerely,
me
 
Dear Drew Brees,

Please eat all the pizza and hookers I send to your room tomorrow night.

Sincerely,
me

He would make the hookers stand in the parking lot holding pizzas in the air. With pinpoint accuracy he would destroy the pizzas above the hookers, from 40 yards away, covering them with tomato sauce and cheese. then he would send them back to your house to clean up.
 
Dear Sedrick Ellis,

I predict you'll have 3 sacks in the game and that you'll eat Trent Edwards right leg plus his right forearm.

Make it happen.

Sincerely,
Lord Gingras
 

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