Did you know that your favorite ice cream flavor could be Beaver Butt? (1 Viewer)

[Scorpius the Allfather]

If it tastes like vanilla then who cares if it's nestled right near the anus of a beaver?

 

[Madmarsha]

Can you believe that even after reading this thread I went out and bought ice cream? Not vanilla, mind you, but Breyers Chocolate Truffle.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Can you believe that even after reading this thread I went out and bought ice cream? Not vanilla, mind you, but Breyers Chocolate Truffle.

Yes because you didn't buy vanilla.

 

[Madmarsha]

Yes because you didn't buy vanilla.

Only boring people eat vanilla ice cream.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Only boring people eat vanilla ice cream.

Not my point, you didn't buy the product that had the beaver juice in it so it doesn't surprise me.

 

[Madmarsha]

Not my point, you didn't buy the product that had the beaver juice in it so it doesn't surprise me.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

I'm going to make some homemade vanilla ice cream tonight.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

I was hoping it was the beaver juice one but it's vanilla from mexico and the ingredients say it's from vanilla beans so no beaver juice unfortunately.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Seriously, if you're willing to eat hot dogs then what's a little beaver juice?

 

[Madmarsha]

Are we talking about the same thing?

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Are we talking about the same thing?

I just shortened it to beaver juice, didn't feel like putting anus in there.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Are we talking about the same thing?

Seldom, if ever

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

I just shortened it to beaver juice, didn't feel like putting anus in there.

One does not simply put anus in there

 

[Madmarsha]

I feel like maybe perhaps possibly we should not keep talking about beaver juice.

 

[Dago]

Not my point, you didn't buy the product that had the beaver juice in it so it doesn't surprise me.

I prefer my beaver juice fresh

When you get it after it's been processed you have no idea about the quality of the beaver it came from