Do me a favor (1 Viewer)

[mjcouvi]

Not doing it. Last time someone told me to do that, they told me to look up some shirt called Lemon Party something or other....I'm forever traumatized.

Last time I regretted falling for it was two girls one cup. Ever since then I'm immune to anything else.

 

[RazorOye]

Do a google image search for "purple heart wood" and tell me the most, shall we say, interesting result on the first page

Asking for a friend

Weal & Breech Purple Heart Wooden Nipple Clamps

 

[Dago]

Weal & Breech Purple Heart Wooden Nipple Clamps

Wow. Ouch

 

[mikaloyd]

 

[Madmarsha]

Wow. Ouch

One of us expected something different.

 

[Dago]

One of us expected something different.

One of the people at my office thought I was saying purple hard wood instead of purple heart wood
The only reason I was looking was because I was considering having a cane made from it. Didnt realize it was the Patron Wood of Debauchery as well

 

[RazorOye]

Wow. Ouch

they're adjustable. Set the tension yourself. You'll be alright.

 

[Dago]

they're adjustable. Set the tension yourself. You'll be alright.

Make them a bit bigger and they could be a medieval mammogram machine

 

[SystemShock]

Way back in the day, when I worked the night shift at PSINet, we spent countless hours trying to out-gross each other with images and videos from goofball.com, when goofball.com posted the sickest stuff on the net. Nothing fazes me anymore.

 

[mikaloyd]

Way back in the day, when I worked the night shift at PSINet, we spent countless hours trying to out-gross each other with images and videos from goofball.com, when goofball.com posted the sickest stuff on the net. Nothing fazes me anymore.

I thought 4chan was always worst?

 

[zeetes]

not to get off topic, but i love purple heart wood. generally found in mexico and south america.

 

[Madmarsha]

Make them a bit bigger and they could be a medieval mammogram machine

I think the modern mammogram machine is pretty medieval.

 

[Madmarsha]

not to get off topic, but i love purple heart wood. generally found in mexico and south america.

Actually, I think you brought it back ON topic.

 

[zeetes]

Actually, I think you brought it back ON topic.

whoops.

 

[Madmarsha]

whoops.

Nobody's perfect.